A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, Children, Id like you to close your eyes and taste these.

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.

Ill give you a hint, said the teacher. Its something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time.

Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted,

Spit em out, theyre assholes!