Old and New Jokes

One thing that has always bugged me, and Im sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating to them as they were to me. This particular call happened to be from AT&T and it went something like this:Me: HelloAT&T: Hello, this is AT&T…Me: Is this AT&T?AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T…Me: This is AT&T?AT&T: Yes This is AT&T…Me: Is this AT&T?AT&T: YES! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron please?Me: May I ask who is calling?AT&T: This is AT&T.Me: OK, hold on.At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my
surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.Me: Hello?AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?Me: May I ask who is calling please?AT&T: Yes this is AT&T…Me: Is this AT&T?AT&T: Yes this is AT&T…Me: The phone company?AT&T: Yes sir.Me: I thought you said this was AT&T.AT&T: Yes sir, we are a phone company.Me: I already have a phone.AT&T: We arent selling phones today Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.Me: Now, thats 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day?AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, Sir, thats right! 24 hours a day!Me: Now, thats 10 cents a minute 24 hours a day?AT&T: Thats right.Me: 365 days a year?AT&T: Yes sir.Me: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! Thats amazing!AT&T: We think so!Me: Thats quite a sum of money!AT&T: Yes sir, its amazing how it adds up.Me: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560, and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?AT&T: Excuse me?Me: You know, the 10 cents a min