Ten reasons why beer is better

Ten reasons why beer is better than religion:

1. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

2. Beer doesnt try to ruin your sex life.

3. Wars are not fought over beer.

4. They dont force beer on minors who cant think for themselves.

5. When you have a beer, you dont knock on other peoples doors trying to give it away.

6. Nobodys ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of beer.

7. You dont have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer.

8. There are laws saying beer labels cant lie to you.

9. You can prove you have a beer.

10. If you become addicted to beer, there are groups to help you escape.

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