The 10 commandments in ebonics

1. I be God. Don be dissin me.

2. Don be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.

3. Don be callin me for no reason – homey don play dat.

4. Yall betta be in church on Sundee.

5. Don dis ya mama…an if ya know who ya daddy is, don dis him neither.

6. Don ice ya bros.

7. Stick to ya own woman.

8. Don be liftin no goods.

9. Don be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.

10. Don be eyein ya homies crib, ride, or nothin.

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