Famous Last Words

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Ill get a world record for this.
Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
Hey theres no handles inside these car doors!
Gee, thats a cute tattoo.
Lets ask that group of basketball players for directions.
Heres my Kent state student ID.
Its fireproof.
Hes probably just hibernating.
What does this button do?
Im making a citizens arrest.
Can we get a vision plan?
So, youre a cannibal.
Its probably just a rash.
Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?
Are you sure the power is off?
Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
No, my shoes arent untied.
The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
What duck?
What do you mean, Ill be back?
Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
Ive seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
Ill hold it and you light the fuse.
Whats that priest doing here?
You look just like Charles Manson.
Let it down slowly.
Rat poison only kills rats.
I hope they speak English.
OK, Ill go ahead and make your day.
It cant possibly rain for forty days and nights.
Ill get your toast out.
Give me liberty or give me death.
Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
Its strong enough for both of us.
That birthmark on your head looks like 999.
This doesnt taste right.
I can make this light before it changes.
Nice doggie.
I can do that with my eyes closed.
Ive done this before.
Well weve made it this far.
Thats odd.
Hey thats not a violin.
Ill just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
I dont think were in Kansas anymore.
You wouldnt hit a guy with glasses on, would you.
OK this is the last time.
Dont be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
This planet has an atmosphere just like on earth.


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