The 2000 Federal Census for Rednecks – Part I
That Jim Mica feller what posted that there thing bout the bugs on the TV sets in Atlanta was mighty sarcastic bout the South. I spect he dont know much at all bout this part of the country. Sure, we are different and special. Thats why we done got a special Census form so that we can make the Federal Govment unnerstand jus how they need to count us. Everyone down here knows that a damyankee dont know nuthin. Im attachin the first part of our Census form so you kin see just how clever we really are when it comes to countin people. Ill post the second part tomorry.
The 2000 Federal Census for Rednecks
Last name: ________________
First name: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
What does everyone call you?
(_) Booger
(_) Bubba
(_) Junior
(_) Sissy
(_) Other___________________
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Unemployed
(_) Dirty Politician
Spouses Name:_________________________
2nd Spouses Name:______________________
3rd Spouses Name:______________________
Lovers Name:___________________________
Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet
Number of children living in household: _____
Number of children living in shed: ______
Number that are yours: ______
Mothers Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)
Fathers Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Check out also the Part II of The 2000 Federal Census for Rednecks
Cele mai Votate Pisici