This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, & are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, & comments, See! That was more than 5 times a month!
The second bull is to be sold: Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.
Again the wife bugs her husband, Hey, thats some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, Thats once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!
The husband was pretty irritated by now, & yells back, Sure, once a day! But ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!!
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Oct
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