The Blonde Detectives

These three blondes were taking a test to see if they were qualified to be detectives. The lead detective went to the first blonde and showed her a picture and said how would you identify this man to the police? She goes oh thats easy hes only got one eye. The detective looks at her and says that its a side profile and then went on to the next blonde. Asked her the same question, she goes oh thats easy hes only got one ear! The detective now getting irritated goes on to the third blonde. Asks her the same question, she thinks a while then says oh thats easy he wears contacts. The detective looks suprised checks his records and comes back and says your right how did you know that. The blonde looks and him and says well he cant wear glasses because hes only got one eye and one ear!

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