Stascz and Janos went for a walk in the countryside. After a while, Stascz had to answer a call of nature. Spying an outhouse, he excused himself.

Janos waited for Stascz…and waited, and waited. Finally, he looked inside and saw Stascz stirring around in the outhouse muck with a stick.

Stascz, what the hell are you doing, stirring in the shit?

he yells.

I dropped my jacket down the hole, he complains.

Its the one my momma gave me.

Janos shakes his head.

Youre crazy–you not gonna wear that thing now, are you?

Hell no, Stascz assures him, but theres a baloney sandwich in one of the pockets!