Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting anyone as there cashier. After being turned down for every job he filed for, he accepts this low paying job.

One day, a woman comes to the stand, Hey, sonny, how much do those cigaretts cost?

I dont know, replies the stupid cashier.

The woman leaves unsatisfied.

THe boss, having seen this goes up to him and screams WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW, THEY COST 10 CENTS, GOD!!!!!!

10 cents? I will have to remember that said the cashier.

The next day, another woman comes hey sonny, how much do those cigaretts cost?

10 cents maam

Really?, are they fresh?

I dont know

So the woman leaves.

The boss, having spied this screams WELL OFCOURSE THEY ARE FRESH YOU NINCOMPOOP, WHAT DO YOU THINK? THEY ARE SOUR OR SOMETHING?

So the cashier memorizes Yes, very fresh

The next day, another woman comes and says Hey sonny, now much do those cigaretts cost?

10 cents He replies.

Are they fresh?

Very fresh

Should I buy them?

I dont know

So the woman leaves.

The boss having seen this goes to scream at him again YOU MORON, WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THAT, YOU HAVE TO SAY If you dont, somebody else will OK?

ok, gotcha boss

So the next day, the little shop gets robbed by a guy with a gun.

He goes up to the cash register and screams HEY, how much money is in that cash register? 10 cents sir

WHAT? ARE YOU BEING FRESH TO ME?

Yes, very fresh sir

SHOULD I SHOOT YOU?

If you dont, somebody else will