A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years hes very curious as to who might show up.

When he gets there he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past.

How have you been? he asks.

Ive been fine, just fine, she replies, Although I do have some good news and a little bad news, though.

Bad news first, please.

Well, a few weeks ago I had to have a hysterectomy.

Oh my, thats too bad. Im sorry to hear that.

But the good news is the doctor found your old high school class ring you thought you lost!