A dog walks into a JobCentre and says to the assistant: Excuse me pal, you got any jobs for me?

The assistant picks himself up off the floor and recomposes himself – Um, yeah, leave it with me, come back in an hour and Ill see what I can do for you.

The dog leaves. The assistant rings Billy Smarts Circus. Hey Billy – you interested in a talking Dog?

Of course, send him along! If hes any good therell be a few quid in it for you!

An hour later, the dog pads back into the JobCentre. The assistant gushes: Great news! Youve got an interview tommorow at Billy Smarts Circus!

The dog looks puzzled. What does a circus want with a bricklayer?