Midget worked for a farmer all his life so the farmer said to him one day, you have been working for me all your life so pick any where in the world to go and I will send you tommorow.
So the midget said I wanna go to New York city
The very next day the midget wass walking up the streets of New York looking up at all the tall people. He noticed a big glass thing going up the side of a building. He thought I wanna ride on that. So three storys up a big black guy got on the elevator. He looked up and said You must be the biggest blackest niga I ever seen.
The guy said Yup, I have a 6 foot dick 6 inches wide and my name is Turner Brown.
The midget fainted. The black guy Was shaking him saying Whats wrong with you man.
The midget said Can you repeat yourself?
The black guy said I have a dick 6 feet long 6 inches wide and my name is Turner Brown.
The midget said Phew, I thought you said Turn a round.
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Jan
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