President Clinton is invited by George Steinbrenner to opening day at Yankee Stadium. Mr. Steinbrenner asks the President, Mr. President . . . Bill . . . since you are my special guest, and today is opening day, wed like for you to throw out the first pitch.
President Clinton say excitedly, SURE, ID LOVE TOO…SOUUUIIEEEE!
So before the game begins, the President is introduced to the crowd . . . the crowd applauds…Bill does the Presidential wave thing…and then, he picks up Hillary, raises her above his head, and gives her the good heave ho straight across home plate. SOUUUUIIEEEE. The crowd goes WILD!
George Steinbrenner puts his hand on Clinton shoulder and says, That was just FANTASTIC…but I said throw out the first PITCH!
07
Sep
Additional Jokes From "Political"
- A Dream
- The Great Wizard of Oz
- Ya gotta love Canadian men
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- Why does Bill Clinton wear
- Quotes About Politics
- Did you hear that Clinton
- Why did Bill get into
- Bush the Post Turtle
- What is Bills definition of
- Clinton said that his relationship
- Ned: The Most Popular Man in the World
- Letters to the President (crude)
- The Clinton Years
- The fierce civil wars