2 guys at the bar.

Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of them.

The first guy said, My wife, she thinks so much of me that she wont let me do any work around the house. Its incredible!

The second guy says, Thats nothing. My wife thinks Im God!

She thinks youre God? What makes you say that?

Easy…Every night she places a burnt offering before me!

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