Eve, in the Garden of Eden, called out, Lord, I have a problem.

And the Lord said, Whats the matter, Eve?

I know that You created me and this beautiful garden … but Im lonely … and Im sick of eating apples.

Well, in that case, replied the Almight, Ill create a man for you.

Whats a man?

Well, hes a flawed creature with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to listen. But hes big and fast and muscular. Hell be really good at fighting, kicking a ball and hunting animals.

Sounds great! replied Eve.

Theres one condition, added the Lord. Youll have to let him believe that I made him first.