The golfers and the genie

A husband took his wife to play her first round of golf…..

Nervous, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the largest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, I warned you to be careful! Now well have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, Come on in.

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique lamp was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, Are you the people that broke my window?

Uh…yeah, sir. Were sure sorry about that, the husband replied.

Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, Im a genie, and Ive been trapped in that lamp for a thousand years. Now that youve released me, Im allowed to grant three wishes. Ill give you each one wish, but if you dont mind, Ill keep the last one for myself.

Wow, thats great! the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, Id like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.

No problem, said the genie. Youve got it, its the least I can do. And Ill guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want? the genie asked.

Id like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world, she said.

Consider it done, the genie said. And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!

And now, the couple asked in unison, whats your wish, genie?

Well, since Ive been trapped in that lamp and havent been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.

The husband looked at his wife and said, Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, You know, youre right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldnt mind, but what about you, honey?

You know I love you sweetheart, said the husband. Id do the same for you!

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?

Why, were both 35, she responded breathlessly.

No kidding, he said, Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?

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