Old and New Jokes

A preacher who advertised himself as a great healer set up a tent in a small rural town. That evening a man came in on crutches and said to him, Aint no doctor been able to cure my leg. Can you heal me? Whats your name brother? asked the preacher. Bob replied the man. Bob, you just go behind that red curtain. A moment later, another man walked in and said, S-s-sir, c-c-can you help m-m-me with m-m-my s-s-stuttering? Whats your name brother? asked the preacher. John replied the man. John, you just go behind that red curtain. After 10 minutes of frenzied preaching and praising, the healer threw his hands in the air, raised his eyes to the ceiling, and dramatically shouted, Bob, drop your crutches! John, say something! A few moments passed before a voice behind the curtain said, B-b-bob just f-f-fell on h-h-his b-b-butt.