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Apr

The greenhorn great hunter

A greenhorn was telling his buddy what a great hunter he was. When they arrived at their cabin, the greenhorn said,You get the fire started and Ill go shoot us something for supper. After a few minutes, the greenhorn met a grizzly bear. He dropped his gun, headed for the cabin, with the bear in hot pursuit. When he was a few feet away from the cabin, the greenhorn tripped over a log. The bear couldnt stop and skidded through the open cabin door. The greenhorn got up, slammed the door, and yelled to his friend inside,You skin that one, and Ill go get us another one!

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