Old and New Jokes

Spring came along, and the Hill family decided to clean their house. After a hard Saturdays work, they became tired, and decided to take a nap. So they all stretched out on the living room floor and fell asleep. Just then, their next door neighbor, Mr. Brown, came by to borrow a cup of sugar. He noticed the Hills stretched out on the floor and thought that they had died. Mr. Brown ran home, got his accordion, returned, and began playing a song out of respect for the dead. At the sound of the accordion, the Hills woke up and stared with amazement at Mr. Brown, who was now running down the block, shouting and jumping for joy. What on earth are you yelling about? Mrs. Brown called from her kitchen window. Mr. Brown called back, The Hills are alive with the sound of music!