There once was a little green man, who lived in a little green house. One day he went into his little green house and went up his little green stairs. He went into his little green bathroom and got into his little green bath.
There was a knock at the door. The little green man got out of his little green bath and put on a little green towel. He went down the little green stairs and answered the door. There was a beautiful woman standing on the door step. She told him that he had just won £1,000,000. The little green man was so suprised that he dropped his little green towel. The woman screamed and ran across the road, and she was hit by a truck.
What is the moral of the story?Never run across the road when the green man is flashing!
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Apr
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