Old and New Jokes

Adam was walking around thegarden of Eden, moping. So God asked him, "What is wrong withyou?" Adam said he didnt have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companon and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when youve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it. Adam asked God, "Whatwill a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?" The rest is history….