The man and the Ostrich

A man walked into a Wendys with his ostrich and ordered a combo #3 and the woman behind the counter asked Well what about your ostrich?

The man said oh, hell have a Pepsi

The woman said ok thatll be $7.81

The man reached into his pocket and pulled out exactly $7.81 in change.

The same thing happened 2 more times. Finially the woman asked How do you keep pulling out the exact right amount in change??

The man replied Well I was cleaning out my attic and i found a lamp i rubbed it and a Genie cam out and offered me 2 wishes and my first wish was to have all the money for everything i wanted. The woman said Ok and the ostrich??

The man said I wished for a chick with long legs.

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