The Midwife

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.Im afraid I dont have a husband she replies.OK Do you have a boyfriend?, asks the Midwife.No, no boyfriend either.Do you have a partner then?No, Im unattached, Ill be having my baby on my own.After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black.Well, replies the girl, I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porno movie. The leading man was black.Oh, says the midwife, its really none of my business and Im sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions, but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair.Well yes, the girl again replies, you see the co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy.Oh, the midwife repeats, its really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes.Yes, continues the girl, there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice.At this, the midwife collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum.The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, Thank God for that!What do you mean? says the midwife, shocked.Well, says the girl extremely relieved, I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark!

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