The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up. A twelve-year-old said, I want to be a prostitute.The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When they revived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped, What did you say?The young girl shrugged. I said I want to be a prostitute.A prostitute! the Mother Superior said, Oh, praise sweet Jesus! And I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant!