The New Priest

A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him a list of sins and their punishments.

The door opened and a man entered. Forgive me Father for I have sinned, he began. I have stolen.

The priest looked up stealing on the list and told him to say one Hail Mary.

The next time the door opened, a woman walked in. Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I had oral sex with the window cleaner.

The priest looked up oral sex on the list but couldnt find it. He opened his door and called out to the cleaning lady, What does Father John give for a blow job?

$12.50 if I take me teeth out.

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