The Night Before Payback!

Twas the night before Payback…

Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,

The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan.

Osamas been praying, hes down on his knees,

Hes hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.

He thought if he killed us that wed fall and shatter,

But all that hes done is just make us madder.

We havent yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,

And well kick your ass, with one heavy boot.

And yes we remember the USS Cole,

And the lives of our sailors that you bastards stole.

You think you can rule us and cause us to fear,

Youll soon get the answer if you live to hear.

And we aint forgotten your buddy Saddam,

And he aint forgotten the sound of our bombs.

You think that those mountains are somewhere to hide,

Theyll go down in history as the place where you died.

Remember Khadhafi and his line of death?

He came very close, to his final breath.

So come out and prove it, that you are a man,

Cause our boys are coming and they have a plan.

They are our Fathers and they are our Sons,

And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.

They would have stayed home, with Children and Wives,

Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.

Osama I wrote this especially for you,

For air mail delivery by B-52.

You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,

Old Glory is coming, attached to a missile.

I wont be sorry to see your cowardly ass go,

Its Red, White, and Blue thats running this show!

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