The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?
The driver is understandably hesistant and says, Im sorry, but I dont think Im supposed to do that.
But the pope persists, Please?
The driver finally lets up. Oh, all right, I cant really say no to the pope.
So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.
Cop: Chief, I have a problem.
Chief: What sort of problem?
Cop: Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but its someone really important.
Chief: Important like the mayor?
Cop: No, no, much more important than that.
Chief: Important like the governor?
Cop: Wayyyyyy more important than that.
Chief: Like the president?
Cop: More.
Chief: Whos more important than the president?
Cop: I dont know, but hes got the pope DRIVING for him!