Two rabbis were walking past a church and saw a sign reading Well pay you
$2,000 to convert.

The first rabbi, clearly offended, arched his eyebrows and decided to look
into the matter. The second agreed to stay outside. Twenty minutes later
the first rabbi returned.

Well? asked the second rabbi. Is it true? Could they really be
offering money for a conversion? Did they offer $2,000 dollars?

The first rabbi just frowned and replied… 2,000 dollars?… Is that all
you people think about?