(To the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

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To boldly go where none has gone, that is the task before us.

Even though the major networks seem to have ignored us.

Weve been around for quite a while, and all the fans adore us.

I wish wed get a decent script, the novelty will floor us.

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The first rule taught at Star Fleet is that we dont interfere

Because well warp new cultures, and well get them hooked on beer.

We know how to get round this rule, wherever we may go.

Cause we auction off the broadcast rights for all repeats they show.

(Chorus)

The second rule at Star Fleet is that you should be above

The feelings when a sexy alien wants to make love.

Of course there exceptions, like the Cap and Number One.

Cause we all know sex assures that high ratings will be won.

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The third rule taught at Star Fleet is that violence doesnt win

And if you should destroy life forms, you made a mortal sin.

But that wont stop us from revenge on those who are the worst

Well beam off ol Luxwanna, with her molecules dispersed.

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Im now a captain of my own and now I understand

That rules that have been carved in stone and lies go hand in hand

Ive broke the rules a thousand times, I feel like such a jerk

But Ill never break the record of the famous James T. Kirk

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