In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After speaking for about 10 minutes he said…

If I had all the beer in the world, Id throw it in the river!

Then he talked some more and a little while later he said….

If I had all the wine in the world, Id throw it in the river!

After that statement, he kept ranting and raving untill about 15 minutes later when he said…

If i had all the whiskey in the world, Id throw it in the river!

Then he talked for a few more minutes and sat down.

Then, the choir director stood up and with a sheepish smile on her face she said:

now will the congregation please stand and join us in singing hymn number 134,

LETS ALL GATHER AT THE RIVER!