Old and New Jokes

A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, Doctor, I believe that I am possessed by an evil spirit. After talking to the patient at some length, the psychiatrist said, You do appear to have a problem. Id like to see you again next Wednesday.

After a second session of psychotherapy, the psychiatrist pronounced his patient completely cured.

For the next nine months, the psychiatrist sent the man a monthly statement for his professional services, but the man wouldnt pay and refused to acknowledge the debt.

Finally, the psychiatrist took the man to court and had him repossessed.