Old and New Jokes

 
AgeFAVORITE DRINK
16Wine Coolers
21White wine
30Red wine
45Dom Perignon
70Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
 
AgeEXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
16Need to wash my hair
21Need to wash and condition my hair
30Need to color my hair
45Need to have Francois color my hair
70Need to have Francois color my wig
 
AgeFAVORITE SPORT
16shopping
21shopping
30shopping
45shopping
70shopping
 
AgeDEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
16Burger King
21Free meal
30A diamond
45A bigger diamond
70Home Alone
 
AgeFAVORITE FANTASY
16tall, dark and handsome
21tall, dark and handsome with money
30tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
45a man with hair
70a man
 
AgeHOUSE PET
16Muffy the cat
21Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
30Irish setter and Muffy the Cat
45Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
70Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
 
AgeWHATS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
1616
2121
3030
4545
7070
 
AgeIDEAL DATE
16He offers to pay
21He pays
30He cooks breakfast the next morning
45He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
70He can chew breakfast