MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went.
So your feet are now in wet cement.
Im here To fulfill your fondest wishes
Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.
Lie down with me — its my final offa,
Or youll be lying wit Jimmy Hoffa.
I picked up this card from a slim selection
But thats all they offer here in witness protection.
Be my Valentine, and we can do it execution-style.
Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass;
So please be mine, Valentine, or Ill have to whack your ass.
Violets are blue, roses are red,
I blew up your car — So why aint you dead?
The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look
Youd bear a son, and now thats done, So shut your mouth and cook!
Youse da greatest. Youse da best.
But youre as untouchable as Elliot Ness.
Lust is fleeting, true love lingers.
Be mine always and youll keep your fingers.
Hope da chocolates is good, but yknow, dis aint really what a guys heart looks like.
When a goon makes you die,
Cuz you told him goodbye — thats amore!
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