28
Apr
- Silently weeps if you forget to turn off the music while playing Tetris.
- The last sensation felt by anyone borrowing a pen is the quick sting of several tiny Punji sticks.
- No one will carpool with him since that ejector seat incident.
- He and his girlfriend Natasha keep threatening to make big trouble for Moose and Squirrel.
- His twin, who looks just like him except that he wears black, keeps coming in at lunch to booby trap his cubicle.
- Always trying to convince you that Yakov Smirnoff is actually funny.
- You could swear he used to look just like Sean Connery, but now hes the spitting image of Pierce Brosnan.
- I may ask; would you additionally like a packet of oil-fried potato slices, comrade?
- His shoe has a setting for either Ring or Vibrate.
- She taps that commie pen on her commie desk the same commie way EVERY FRIGGIN DAY!
- Last October you helped him ship out 750 boxes of old computer punch cards to addresses all over Florida and the tip he promised you was dump all your stocks.
- Suspiciously never complains about the temperature in the office.
- He asks you to pull his finger — until it clicks.
and Topfive.coms Number 1 Sign Your Coworker is a Spy…
- He introduces himself as Bond… Jame… Er, Finkelmeyer… Junius Finkelmeyer.
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ]