22
Jan

THE TOP FIFTEEN RIDICULOUSLY LONG BIBLICAL NAMES

Okay, you free-love atheist swine. Its time to put down your filthy
bitmapped bimbos and your smutty newsgroups and sit up straight.
Pastor Stephan is going to save your miserable asses from eternal
damnation. You can buy me large plots of land later.

For todays lesson we will be covering a topic of historic and
lexicographic interest. As you know, in ancient and Biblical times
the inhabitants of the Middle East had a lot of time on their hands.
(Hence the Sons of Abraham– three faiths [Judaism, Christianity,
Islam] sharing theology, prophets, sacred sites, and even sacred
texts– and yet each works for the destruction and expulsion of the
other two!) A side effect of this was tolerance for extremely long
proper names.

Amazingly enough, many of these names have entered the English
language. And so, in the interest of spiritual enlightenment and
building power vocabularies, allow me to present…

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