Americans and Russians were competing who would go to the moon and build more on it. The minister comes to the American president: Mister President, the Russians have already launched their spaceship!
President: Yes, yes, let them! A few days later: Mister President, the Russians have already landed on the moon!
President: Yes, yes, calm down! In a week: Mister President, its the Russians, the started painting the moon red!
President: Thats fine, just fine! In a month: Mister President, the Russians have painted half the moon red, wed better do something too!!
President: No, no, dont worry! In two months: Mister President, the Russians have finished painting the moon, the whole moon is red now!!
President: Thats great, now send our spaceship up there to write Coca-Cola on it!
19
May
Additional Jokes From "Political"
- A Dream
- The Great Wizard of Oz
- Ya gotta love Canadian men
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- Why does Bill Clinton wear
- Quotes About Politics
- Did you hear that Clinton
- Why did Bill get into
- Bush the Post Turtle
- What is Bills definition of
- Clinton said that his relationship
- Ned: The Most Popular Man in the World
- Letters to the President (crude)
- The Clinton Years
- The fierce civil wars