The Valuable Dog

Deep in the woods of Tennessee on a country road, a speeder hit and killed a dog. The dogs owner stood nearby, a gun in his hand.

The speeder looks at the owner sheepishly and says, Looks as if I killed your dog.

Sure does.

Im sorry. Was it a valuable dog?

I wouldnt say that.

Well, suppose I gave you a hundred dollars. Would that be enough?

Well, I dont know.

Two hundred dollars. That should do it.

Sounds good.

The speeder reached into his pocket and came up with the money. Pressing it into the mans hand, he said, Im sorry I spoiled your plans to go hunting.

I wasnt going hunting. I was heading out to the woods to shoot that mangy dog.

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