Old and New Jokes

Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin and very inexperienced around men. So, on her wedding night, while staying at her mothers house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. Dont worry, Maria. Tonys a good man. Go upstairs, and hell take care of you.
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, Mama, Mama, Tonys got a big hairy chest. Dont worry, Maria, says the mother, All good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. Hell take good care of you. So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs to her mother. Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants, and hes got hairy legs!. Dont worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tonys a good man. Go upstairs, and hell take good care of you. So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks, and on his left foot he was missing the better part of three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. Mama, Mama, Tonys got a foot and a half! Stay here and stir the pasta, says the mother. This is a job for Mama!