Old and New Jokes

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? A dentist2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? A wedding ring3. Im spread before Im eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? Peanut butter4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I? Chewing gum5. All day long its in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? An elevator6. I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. What am I? A nose7. If I miss, I hit your bush. Its my job to stuff your box. When I come, its news. What am I? A newspaper boy8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? A glove9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. Im called a big swinger. What am I? A crane10. Im at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I? A toothbrush