An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a malfunction, and went down. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company sent a rescue plane. They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals.
They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.
The Chief said, You betcha!
When asked where the crew was, the Chief replied, We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi.
The Rescue crew were shocked. One man asked, Did you eat their legs?
The chief replied, We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi.
Another rescuer asked, Did you eat their arms?
The Chief replied, We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi.
After looking totally perplexed for a minute, a third asked, Did you…you know…eat, their…things?
The chief says, No.
No? asked the rescuer.
No, replied the Chief, THINGS go better with Coke.
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Aug
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