A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
Well, how was the honeymoon? asked the mother.
Oh, mama, she replied, the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic… Suddenly she burst out crying. But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. Hes been saying things Ive never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! Youve got to come get me and take me home… please mama!
Sarah, Sarah, her mother said, calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?
Please dont make me tell you, mama, wept the daughter, Im so embarrassed! Theyre just too awful! Youve got to come get me and take me home… please mama!
Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset… Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!
Still sobbing, the bride replied, Oh, mama…words like dust, wash, iron, and cook…
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Jul
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