The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog, are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, Whoever can use the words liver and cheese, in the same sentence can have me.

So the Doberman says, I love liver and cheese.



The female Collie says, Thats not good enough.



The Bulldog says, I hate liver and cheese.



She says, Thats not creative.



Finally, the Taco Bell Chihuahua says, Liver alone — cheese mine.