Three ducks arrive at the Police station. In deciding why theyre here, a police officer goes up to the first duck and says Whats your name?? The duck replies Quack. The police officer then asks And why are you here ?? The duck says For blowing bubbles in the pond. Blowing bubbles in the pond!! Thats illegal!! Thats a $50.00 fine!! The duck agrees to pay the fine.
The police officer goes up to the second duck and says Whats your name?? The duck replies Quack Quack. The police officer then asks And why are you here?? The duck says For blowing bubbles in the pond. Blowing bubbles in the pond!! Thats illegal!! Thats a $50.00 fine!! The duck agrees to pay the fine.
The police officer goes up to the third duck and says And your name must be Quack Quack Quack. And the duck replies No, its Bubbles.
06
Jul
Additional Jokes From "General / Unsorted"
- How to use an ATM machine…
- At the blood donor clinic
- The Boy Who Wrote To God
- New Programming Language: C + –
- Afrer heart attack
- Few occupational hazards
- X-Files: The science adviser to whaaat?
- Knock, Knock
- Bill Collector
- Jobs and Work joke #11019
- After 3 husbands – still virgin (Risque)
- Dont Ask . . . Dont Tell . . .
- Survey on italian men
- Smoke rings
- Clinton Strikes again