Three men, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon man, were
having drinks at the bar following a business meeting.The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, I have four
sons. One more and Ill have a basketball team.The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating,
Thats nothing, boy. I have 10 sons. One more and Ill have a
football team.To which the Mormon man replied, You fellas aint got a clue. I
have 17 wives. One more and Ill have a golf course.