Three nuns were in the church the other day and the 1st nun says, I was going through the Fathers office and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines! What did you do? the other nuns asked.Well, of course I threw them in the trash. The second nun said, Well, I can top that. I was in Fathers room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms! Oh my! gasped the other nuns.What did you do? they asked. I poked holes in all of them! she replied.The third nun fainted.