Three nuns were talking.

The first nun said, I was cleaning the Fathers room the other day and do
you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!

What did you do? the other nuns asked.

Well, of course I threw them all in the trash.

The second nun said, Well, I can top that. I was in the Fathers room
putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms.

Oh my, gasped the other nuns. What did you do? they asked.

I poked holes in all of them, she replied.

The third nun said, Oh shit.