06
Apr

Three Proof That Jesus Was…

Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into his fathers business.

2. He lived at home until the age of

33.

3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He never held a steady job.

3. His last request was a drink.

Three Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was always in trouble with the law.

3. His mother wasnt married to his father.

Three Proofs that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hand.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He worked in the building trades.

Three Proofs that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everybody brother.

2. He had no permanent address.

3. Nobody would hire him.

Three Proofs that Jesus was Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot.

3. He invented a new religion.

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