Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in, pauses, and yells down the stairs, Was I getting in or out of the bath? The 94 year old yells back, I dont know, Ill come up and see. She starts up the steps and pauses, Was I going up the stairs or down? The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. Shaking her head she says, I sure hope I never get that forgetful, and knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, Ill
come up and help both of you as soon as I see whos at the door.

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