Old and New Jokes

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a
water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen
another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was
chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, Because you
are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both
three wishes. Bear, you go first. The bear thought for a
minute, and being the male he was, said, I wish for all the
bears in this forest, besides me, to be female.

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and
immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of
the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bears second turn for a wish. Well, I wish that all
the bears in the next forest were female as well.

The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it
and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was
asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked
for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, I
wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female.

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, I wish that
the bear was gay.